The Dreaded But Inevitable Deadline
It's not just a looming threat, it's an actuality.
You know it's out there, lurking in the shadows, waiting to strike.
But fear not, for we have prepared.
We have contingency plans, emergency protocols.
We have a "Plan B", and a "Plan C", and even a "Plan D" (which is just a fancy coffee shop).
We're not just winging it, no sir.
We're experts at procrastinating, but also experts at preparing.